Kicked To The Curb

Ah yes .... relationships.   Gotta love 'em.  There is absolutely NOTHING that makes a guy feel better about himself than getting dumped by a woman.  Give me a kick in the balls and root canal with no meds anyday!  And the icing on the cake ....  "I'm too busy with work right now".   Nice ..... hope that job keeps you warm at night.

Oh ... and you're welcome for the t-shirt.  (at least I have some "interesting" pictures to share with people!)

So its back to piratey ways for me.   Giving up the chardonney for Private Stock.  Getting into Autumn so the beard may come back. Eating & drinking what I want, when I want it, where I want it.  Farting when I feel like it.   Just like being on the R boat with the boys!

It's just like Tom Waits says .... (Better off without a wife)

     "I like to sleep until the crack of noon
      midnight howlin' at the moon
     goin' out when I wanto, comin' home when I please
     I don't have to ask permission
     if I want to go out fishing
     and I never have to ask for the keys

And then again .... maybe it will be fun interviewing applicants for the NEXT pirate babe.